Mommy, kiss my hand!
He didn't get the memo that, "Mommy is sick. Mommy needs to sleep," actually means, "Toddlers stay put in their own beds."
Too sick to be a hard ass, I'm now on the couch and he's in my bed.
I've been paid well with kisses and pats, so I'm not complaining...
Oh, wait. Yes I am. Shoot me now, please.