2:50 pm

I was sitting at the computer when suddenly I was attacked by a flubber-cheeked zerberter. Don't know what that is? Well, lucky for you I captured one and held him captive on my lap for several minutes this afternoon. Here's proof:

When first caught, the flubber-cheeked zerberter attacked vigorously.

Eventually, he calmed.

And appeared dazed and unsure of what to do.

But then decides to zerbert.

I attemp zerbert communication.

I then switch to chubmeister-tickle-speak.

En force.

I kinda like this creature!

We take a breather.

I attempt a kiss-tranquilizer.

It works.

But then drastic measures are needed.

And more.

Brain eater move.

The creature seems to be saying, "You are my pack."

Making contact with headquarters. Creature is not so sure.

But then is reassured by HQ's intuitive sense of FBZ communication.

HQ attempts close encounter of the Cute Kind of his own.

And connects on creature's level.

Creature responds well.

Later HQ2 makes contact. Creature abandons zerberts all together and instead opts for no holds barred cuteness in response:

At first HQ2 is friendly.

Then a little bit on the scary side.

And yet the creature still maintains his composure enough to use the universal wave good bye.