Tune in Tokyo!!

Hollis is onto a new stage of development I like to call, "Touch all things usually covered by clothing." This includes things both above and below the waist.

For example, he tweaks my nipples. He likes to rest his hand, innocently enough, on my boob, then masterfully twist my nipple as if he could see through my shirt and bra. I don't know how he does it. And it hurts like a bitch! Of course, my yelp makes him start and giggle, so I'm not sure how this whole thing is gonna play out.

He's also been grabbing at Anthony's bits. I overheard, "Hey! Don't touch Daddy's junk!" this morning on my way into the bathroom. I found Anthony undressing in the closet, shower water running and lil' ol' Hollis checking things out.

Hollis also likes to run his hands over my rolls as I sit at the computer. If I wasn't already, I would definitely start an exercise regime at this point. Next thing you know, he's gonna start connecting the dots of my cellulite.

Kids are great, aren't they? The little jerks...


  1. It doesn't get any better as they get older... one of the kids here pulled open my top, looked in and asked why I have "those fat things". I started to explain that all women have them... to which the older one replied, "Mummy doesn't!" ... to which his flat-chested mum shouted, "I do! They're just much smaller... :( " It was awkward. Kids explore what's in reach. If you can just keep him from tweaking in public... LOL

  2. I can't believe a discussion (albeit brief) of my "bits" is on the internet. Good lord.

  3. OMG this had me cackling so hard, I scared Rocky.

  4. I know this is old, but I just wanted to assure Anthony: It happens here, too.

    This story and the comments almost ruined my sweet skills at getting Mikko back to sleep by making me snort out loud.